C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
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Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
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I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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