Is it normal to miss your booty call?
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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