his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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