lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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