Do you still have your period?
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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