but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
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Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
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i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
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