is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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