She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
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Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
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i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
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