Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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