Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
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I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
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We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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