Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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