So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Randomize
