Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
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