And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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