I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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