There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
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I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
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Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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