im gay
i know
yea but for you.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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