I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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