How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize
