i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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