Walk of Shame. In a state park.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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