trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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