We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
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i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
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My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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