So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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