What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
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How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
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I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
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Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
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