And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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