How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
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He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
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I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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