how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
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Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
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I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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