love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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