even my farts smell like vagina
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
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