Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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