I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
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I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
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I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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