brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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