everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
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And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
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You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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