I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
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