I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
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Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
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Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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