He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
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i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
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She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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