Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
