Pappa wants mamma naked
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Vodka?
Forever.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Randomize
