2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
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Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
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Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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