Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
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He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
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I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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