I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
It's just like the Real World with babies
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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