question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
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It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
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do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
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