Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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