Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
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Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
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Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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