how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
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