i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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