He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
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If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
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ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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