Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
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I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
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I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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