Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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