I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
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I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
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I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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