is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
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I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
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You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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