i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
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I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
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My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
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