I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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