Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
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Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
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If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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