the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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